Shoot, I hope they do a funny dress-up musical montage to Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy”...

That thing is a sneeze away from being a hoopdie. I’d be surprised if you couldn’t start it with a flathead screwdriver

Oh, nerds can bully quite well, it turns out. Some nerds have dick parents that raised them as bullies. Some nerds expertly apply the master class lessons they received being bullied in middle and high school.

I agree, and as a side note/query: isn’t Splinter supposed to come back?

No, now when I think of Hallmark Channel I think of internet scammers posing as Hallmark actors to scam elderly people. My mom got scammed out of at least $5,000.

My default image of Chyler Leigh is punk Chyler Leigh

So, just, when any people are in power. Even if the “right people” were in charge at one point, it still has led us to this current situation.

The titular line

It feeds the rich while it buries the poor, so nope.

Lol Sigma Romeo is more my speed, but Malfunctioning Eddie was out.

One word:

There’s definitely a vaccine against billionaires. We have it, we refuse to use it.

Between the moon and New York City

With a knife.

That’s effect and cause right there. IE is like okay, but it’s definitely it’s own thing, separate from LA and Orange County, and rarely the twain shall meet. But that food looks pretty bland and boring...

Billionaire Submarine Club

I assumed it was a Philadelphia thing...

Less Foods

No thank you

Holy fuck the AV Club commentariat sucks now. Let it go, it was joke you weirdo. Don’t bother replying, I’m done with Kinja. I can’t believe I’ve gone this long returning to the corpse of a once fun and funny comment section. See you never