The Reese’s cups were fine! My God the nitpicky ticky-tacky things people use to complain about vegan shit.

That cow moved to The City and briefly became a super-villain fighting The Tick, but ended up turning and teaming up with Arthur

I’m on your team with this, point-by-point. Philips very clearly thought he could Nolan his way on up into making a prestige Scorsese-style Batman universe movie. Look, pal, just bc De Niro will do your movie for the paycheck does not make you Scorsese.

I bet Tod Philips thinks Bob Kane created the Joker. As far as I can see, he’s basically Brett Ratner if Ratner wanted to be Nu Scorsese

Maybe if hell freezes over.

One of the tells that Dorothy was dreaming, at least to me, was the Linda that greets Dorothy as she wakes up is wearing a Freddy Krueger sweater.

Zack Snyder...is....brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas

Imagine if, like, Hitchcock or Cecil B DeMille had publicly caped for Ed Wood.

Shouldn’t we feel shortchanged by Tenet?

James Gunn said The Flash was really good, so...

No.

The squid worked pretty well for the very brief scene in the show. Again, a good filmmaker can make the absurd work. Snyder just makes the absurd

Hey, I’m all for it, shoot him up with thorazine and haldol just to shut him up. But the dude is an antisemitic piece of shit no matter what.

Sure, but mental illness absolutely has nothing to do with being antisemitic, racist, sexist, Homophobic, transphobic, or any other bigotry.

EXACTLY!

This is an unserious list by unserious people.

I might agree with you if the HBO show hadn’t blown him out of the water without even showing a single scene from the comic. Even if the comparison isn’t one to one, it serves to show that there are filmmakers who actually understand Moore and can tell a story with characters, not talking action figures.

Oh yeah, Jonathan Kent in any other iteration would NEVER tell Clark to let someone die to keep his secret. Much less a BUSLOAD of children.

Honestly, as much as I dislike Snyder artistically, I find myself liking Man Of Steel. It’s not perfect and it’s not even a great Superman movie, but it just has a je ne sais quois.

Give up the Ghostface