If Taco Bell were smart, they would buy the vegan queso recipe from Doomie’s Next Mex here in LA. I think it’s just nutritional yeast and mashed potato powder with some odds and ends, but it is amazing and very close to the real thing

Also, as a 15+ year Trader Joe’s veteran, this:

Piggly Wiggly: the Goo Goo Dolls of grocery store names.

Shrug.

It’s not Ryan O’Neal’s, but this DZ line has stuck with me:

Not very surprising for America Senior. They act like they’re more cultured and sophisticated, and at least their pastries actually are.

Correct. Marketing doesn’t even try any more.

I never won’t expect moral and ethical behavior, I don’t care how out of line that is with how lazy and mercenary people can be.

It would be light years better than Walking Dead, and hopefully less exhausting. I just started reading it again an hour ago and it’s so fucking good! Like I said, Todd Wanio’s stories would be so cool to watch, the tiger squares or whatever they called them, blasting Iron Maiden...

An accurate adaptation of World War Z would be so much more entertaining. Todd Wanio’s tales, the feral redhead’s chilling-ass recounting of her parents deaths, the Chinese sub...any ONE of those stories would have made a better movie than whatever bullshit Brad Pitt produced.

We all have to make sacrifices

Lol because she monetized her victimhood by writing a bunch of songs about her famous actor boyfriends, and I guess that time Kanye did that thing. This is her bread and butter.

A whole ass article about chocolate from Ivory Coast and no mention of the child slaves that harvest the cacao...but boo hoo we won’t get to feed our fat butts with cheaper chocolate from companies that intentionally and gleefully profit from child abuse and enslavement.

His nose looks like a dick, maybe he’s being magically punished for being a fucking rapist? Tough luck, Rapey Le Pew

Haha but he IS, in fact, that guy, and we have it in 4K.

Lol ok. I thought that already happened?

Jeff Bezos is a BLEEDER!

I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till

Nothing

Yeah I’m gonna rewatch too. Natalie Morales is pretty great. It’s a bummer that Keeslar quit acting, but I’d rather he be happy