The only book he read at the treatment center was a thesaurus

Uh don’t forget DC Cab and St. Elmo’s Fire...

Agreed.

Yeah, but he got it first from William Munny, out of Missouri. He claimed he didn’t deserve it, that he was building a house, but I don’t buy it.

Fuck fascists to hell, every last one of them. Yes, that one too. They want to kill and subjugate people I love, so they get nothing but shit. Seriously

Yeah, questions tend to upset fascists

Ernie the excitable British TV salesman for the Super Pan.

Yeah I wanna know too. Or maybe I don’t. Jay and Sarah are enough. David Cross isn’t a douchebag so much as kind of a jackass. And I will not hear slander against Bob.

No he died in a sexual misadventure at the club where he was Baby Num-Num. He was NASTY

Yep, that commercial was pretty much how he thought 1/6 was going to go for him

Dances With Wolves 2: Dance Like No Wolves Are Watching

I’m sorry, ut every time I see Pierce Brosnan, I just think of him as the robot house from Treehouse Of Horror. “I’ve alerted the police, now take off your knickers and wait in the bath”

It got us Ronald Reagan, but slightly more conservative.

Yes those people are called chumps, servants, and bootlickers

Thank you. I’m usually the first to inject unpopular truth.

No, stop putting rich people and celebrities in charge! Come on, now

He wasn’t liberal he was leftist. Huge difference.

Batman Beyond was in development with him as Batman but I think Zaslav killed it.

Here’s a wacky idea: don’t make it invite only, and ooh, maybe make it available to people. The FOMO marketing scheme only works so well

Kind of a shit headline. Better crack them journalism 101 textbooks open and go back to the basics. You’re not classic AV Club, but you can still write intelligibly.