No he died in a sexual misadventure at the club where he was Baby Num-Num. He was NASTY

Yep, that commercial was pretty much how he thought 1/6 was going to go for him

Dances With Wolves 2: Dance Like No Wolves Are Watching

I’m sorry, ut every time I see Pierce Brosnan, I just think of him as the robot house from Treehouse Of Horror. “I’ve alerted the police, now take off your knickers and wait in the bath”

It got us Ronald Reagan, but slightly more conservative.

Yes those people are called chumps, servants, and bootlickers

Thank you. I’m usually the first to inject unpopular truth.

No, stop putting rich people and celebrities in charge! Come on, now

He wasn’t liberal he was leftist. Huge difference.

Batman Beyond was in development with him as Batman but I think Zaslav killed it.

Here’s a wacky idea: don’t make it invite only, and ooh, maybe make it available to people. The FOMO marketing scheme only works so well

Kind of a shit headline. Better crack them journalism 101 textbooks open and go back to the basics. You’re not classic AV Club, but you can still write intelligibly.

Man, it might be time to take a good look at Joe. Judged by the company you keep and all. I used to think Depp was pretty cool, mostly based on Nightmare on Elm Street, Ed Wood, and Fear and Loathing...

Do your arms have so many veins that it looks like you’re smuggling spaghetti? Bc that may have been the deciding factor for Cena

Well, they’re both over the hill rock creeps. A least Depp mostly stuck to abusing women above the legal age

They got her out of school early for this?

I want a movie of Mel Gibson playing himself, completely losing his shit at Joe Eszterhas’s place in Costa Rica. I won’t pay for a ticket to that, but I want him to make the movie.

Once the rich dipshits who own all the news outlets implement AI, we will be begging for these terribly edited, human-written articles.

No, he’s worse and he deserves much worse. He’s a fucking creep cop who dated a teenager as some kind of pimp-stash Mata Hari.

He’s rich and he’s a Boomer