I’d rather watch Cliff Steele in Secret Hearts

This all sounds like poor people problems.

Nah you guys gave us Divinyls and AC/DC; you’re off the hook for everything. Well, *almost* everything.

Big whoop; I *start* knife fights all the time, but where’s my parade? Where’s my article? Why has God forsaken me???

Sick, that thing no one wanted.

NGL I laugh way too hard at her jokes. I’m a sucker for mean shit.

This fact haunts me.

I’m totally watching Roadhouse today

It was rumored to have Rhonda Rousey, so...

I have a screenwriter friend named King Kong Bundy The Uncredited Script Doctor (any relation??) and I could ask him to take a look at your screenplay.

Nein.

Santa is still our regular Saturday Night Thing however.

Fun fact: Dolph Lundgren is a legit Karate champion. He’s the type of action hero who is an action damn action hero. That’s not even the fun part.

But but but Rocky represented capitalism, and that were good for us what didn’t like all that thinking in those 80s.

Lmao it’s never going to happen.

Warrior or Wait For The Boom?

No I meant what I said. Knockoffs are far more entertaining, good and bad, than the thinned-out gruel of a franchise stretched too thin.

I will forever love 80s Italian exploitation cinema, simply for the fact that one of the movies they ripped off was Escape From New York, which is one of my top 5.

I loved this movie so much. And everyone I know who saw it says they cried at least once. EEAAO is so special.

Come on, you know they will embrace a vocal racist and exploit them for maximum PR value.