Christopher Heyerdahl looks like the platonic comic book ideal Joker. The face shape, the eyes, the fucked up smile.

York used to have a few places with great pretzels but I haven’t been back in years.

“Luxury”

Judomaster will likely be possessed by a butterfly to keep him alive. I would guess the one Peacemaker kept as a “pet” bc I think there’s a (somewhat telegraphed) reveal about the butterflies true purpose on Earth.

I expect your beef with Gunn has been expressed. Thanks for sharing. I expect most of us disagree with it.

This might not be feasible, but try eating vegetables while drinking. It sounds dumb, but celery is basically time-release water. I’ve probably been able to sidestep a few hangovers with like edamame and extra celery with my wings.

He’s not a sports car, but he did beat up beloved singer and makeup magnate Rihanna IN a sports car. It was a Lamborghini, and there are pictures of her blood on the car. This was 2009. And people still listen to him.

I feel like the hangover scene hit harder bc his real hangover is the low self esteem, self-abuse, and crying Peacemaker did the night before. Eagly and Goff-erfly were even concerned (my heart melted at that moment). I can definitely relate to that kind of hangover.

Let me guess: some of those white people fed you Hungry Howie’s greasy trash pizza, or something equivalent to bland steam table food from Sign of the Beef Carver?

It’s very clearly:

Yeah, he makes money still. Lots of people keep buying his ugly-ass shoes.

They make pretty good hand blenders too.

Teenagers deserve to be paid for work that they do, and at the same rate as any other professional. The idea that work being done doesn’t deserve pay based on some arbitrary factor, like being teenage or being old or being too brainwashed to see they’re being exploited? That’s backward, cruel, and needs to go.

Pete Davidson sinks the ferry as part of a magic *illusion* against the wishes of the more straight-laced Colin Jost.

Yeah, but he also instituted prima nocta, so it’s been kind of a mixed bag...

I can’t hear you over the sound me loudly chewing my McDLT, with McPizza and McSpaghetti on the side.

I don’t know, Michigan State University has had multiple riots based on drinking and tailgating. I’ve seen a few, and they do not play when it comes to dumb drunk bullshit.

Probably a lot of people reminding each other that 311 is from there.

I totally did that, and I loved it!

Sinema doesn’t care. She can’t even hear this news because she can only hear the voices of rich people issuing orders to her, her fellow republican sociopaths, and the rustling of the vast piles of cash she’s made selling out this country.