Andrew might as well use the Douglas Renholm defense from IT Crowd:

Yes!!! I would argue that acquiring and hoarding wealth is the ultimate drug on this planet. The people who do it are arguably worse than any coke or meth head, as the hoarding of money and resources hurts more people than the meth-iest meth head.

Joel era is darker than I remember...

The thing about cocaine (and other powerful stimulants) is that it creates a voice in your head that tells you whatever crazy shit sounds smart, sane, and you should proudly ooze it from your mouth.

If pizza dough could do huge amounts of cocaine and ooze sausage sweat.

Ok, FINALLY someone’s speaking my language. These people are likely all more psychopathic (or sociopathic, or antisocial) than a room full of movie monsters. They hide their disease well enough, and let others be the face of their companies. The high level ones rarely get outed as psychopaths like this.

We’ve got microplastics running every which-a-way through our bodies, as well as everywhere else. Even if we all started eating as well as experts say, we would still have the oil/plastic industry’s waste running through us.

If I’m being honest, I’d say you look more like King Kong Bundy the Christian Day Camp Counselor Who Also Writes Noir-Themed Golden Girls Fanfic, but I thought saying so would make me look provincial...

I’m sorry, I know we’ve gone through this, but can you indulge me?

Do the make merch for 2 WYCKED?

I grew up 1.3 miles away from her childhood home. Turns out, that part of town did not have British accents.

Ew! I hope large numbers of grown adults don’t base their personalities and lives around these children’s fantasy books!

Who’s Harry Potter?

It’s pretty simple, actually.

Yup, lots more.

Yeah, holy shit that is a fucking terribly constructed sentence.

Dagless: “It looked bad. It looked like I was gonna have to spend the night in Glasgow”

You’re likely right. It’s astounding how pathetically eager not-rich people are to defend the rich; it’s so weak and undignified.

“Satan, laughing, spreads his wings...”