All these motherfuckers watched too many 80s action movies.

You never know how you’ll react when someone’s under foot like that. And Kevin Hart was being kind of small about it.

I’m beginning to think that Nicki Minaj may not be a good person...

I’ll admit there’s room to grow.

I just didn’t want to short change anybody.

Don Cheadle is patient as a saint.

Crazy people can be smart. Crazy people can be wrong as fuck.

Oh darn, what will NY do without a governor??? They’re so useful as to be indispensable!

I feel like another real improvement would be to stop companies in a number of industries from allowing customers to bully and mistreat workers. Companies are so thirsty for every last cent that they’ll empower any and all customers to terrorize workers and make their lives miserable. Most customers don’t take the…

Super tough. I’ve been put in my place. How will I recover.

Jesus.

Oh my God

For some reason I haven’t ever watched the MST3K Coleman Francis movies...I’ve seen Laserblast a shitload of times though.

I think they just wanted to withhold funds from schools.

That’s a good combo though, Coke and 7UP. Apparently 7UP Gold was ”spice” flavored with apple, cinnamon, and ginger ale. I do not remember it like that, at all. It was created by Dr Pepper right before 7UP bought them. Maybe it’s Dr Pepper and ginger ale? With a splash of Manzanita Sol?

I will admit, I did try to recreate 7UP Gold this summer. I have a decent sense of taste memory, and access to a ton of flavor extracts, so I figured it would be easy.

Holy shit! You all are in your *feelings* about this! Coming for me like a week later and shit, just, damn.

Soft serve and creamed spinach doesn’t sound really good, no.

The “believeability rating” on this movie is quite low.

Super...wait, uh, why are you telling me?