“You’re the Duke of Las Vegas! A Number One!”

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Nah, Beyer actually tested as being too smart for the local PD.

Definitely.

I see I’m not the only one who has watched and re-watched MST3K.

Kutcher supposedly practices Brazilian Jiu Jitsu...meaning that asshole shows up to class having not bathed, and just subjects his classmates to that...I can tell you, first hand, that martial arts classes can get pretty stinky with people who do bath regularly and semi-properly. To have this shitbird show up with…

They got stoops like dat in Lincoln Park. New York ain’t so big.

Malort: only Chicago would come up with a liquor to punish people for visiting or moving to Chicago.

I’m sure there’s good people there, but damn does Florida have some nutty jackasses.

The world can do without a dude who soaked his fans for billions, while burning goodwill like fire wood supporting a fascist who wouldn’t spit on him if he weren’t rich and famous.

I love that Musk’s cult of personality is built up around his supposed strength of mind and his superiority, and yet his skin is so thin that a few mean words on the internet send him into a desperate scramble.

Nope. My extensive experience dictates that the ice melts way faster if you pour the coffee over it. And you’re free to let the coffee cool, or pour coffee over ice, but I have ascertained that the acid in the coffee makes it taste better. When the coffee is cooled or cold-brewed, that acidity diminishes. Icing the…

I worked at a Caribou Coffee for years, and this was my take on the proverbial iced coffee, the *ideal* iced coffee. I say “my take” because I wisely spent company time and money figuring out the best way to make iced coffee, and I’m baffled by 90% of the goony-bird shit I see in coffee shops and blogs and what-not.…

Nope, anti-vaxxers pre-date Trump’s presidency by quite a long time. That’s including the modern resurgence of anti-vax that we are currently forced to tolerate.

I think we are supposed to be brainwashed into loving the rich, and impressed that this spaceflight was done with money that was *privately* scammed from regular people, rather than *publicly* scammed.

He keeps the heart of gold in a glass case in his fifth house’s ninth bathroom. His actual heart is powered by eldritch magic and really great cocaine.

I would watch the HELL out of a hybrid 80s/90s Donald Bellisario spy thriller show/sitcom with Melina, Alexei, pig Alexei who Melina computer choked, and Florence Pugh (if she’s unavailable, there were a million other Widows on that transport).

It’s where a kid can be a kid.

Oh shit was he Hydra???

I liked Florpus, and I’m a pretty hardcore Zim fan. I bewildered the hell out of coworkers with bizarre quotes during the shows original run. Florpus was, however, *nicer* than I remember Zim being...the original series was really nasty and cynical, and that made it really cool.