Guess we won’t have to wait that long?

Counterpoint from someone who grew up in small towns and vacationed with foolish parents in other “charming” small resort towns:

Put that one up on Twitter, you’ll be a celebrity in a matter of hours.

It’s bc of Joey Pants and Gregory Hines. That guy had talent, and charisma!

Billy Crystal had his run. He’s pretty one note, and I say this as someone who saw Mr Saturday Night in the theaters, opening day. On purpose. I watched his HBO stand-up, his Comic Relief cavorting and capering, I watched his SNL years, and his Spinal Tap bit where he was both times raised up by the schtick- and…

Miss! Why are you trying to make me cry? I hope you get to hug your mom again very very soon!

Lol just use Urnex Tabz. It’s what coffee shops use to remove coffee oils, and I’ve been using on my basic Mr Coffee basket and system for years. It’s a surfectant that removes nasty coffee oils. You might have to pour some of the fluid back in the basket to scrub out some of the oils from the plastic after cycling…

I hear tell there’s a lot of benefits to being Ben Murphy, not the least of which is being Ben Murphy. Can we get some confirmation on that?

I’m sure it says something about me, but I greatly prefer the Mike Nelson meanness, which also works very well with Bill Corbett’s more short tempered New York-y Crow. However, if you’ve seen any of the Mads specials, or Frank and Trace on the RiffTrax Live stuff, Frank is probably the single meanest riffer of them…

Bc the rich think they’re people. They come up with sometimes elaborate justifications to not hate themselves for hoarding wealth and resources. They tell themselves they worked hard for their money. Tom Hanks maybe worked hard, but Chet is like any other born rich idiot.

A few years before I went full punk rock in high school, I actively rejected being included in the cool kids group. In sixth grade I was invited to all of the parties, sleepovers, stupid fucking sports games, concerts, dances, cotillions, box socials, shindigs, village fetes, hootenannies, ice cream socials,…

I have the same underbite...don’t smear our representative in the media, or I will chew food, slightly less efficiently, at you.

(UNSHUNNED) I am temporarily lifting my shun of G/O Kinja boards to praise you for that comment. It was perfect! (RESHUNNED)

If this is where these threads are heading, I’m out, and good luck with your ableist randos.

Nah you talked to me like I was crazy, when I feel I was making at least modicum of sense. I’m mentally ill and have feelings too. I didn’t actually mean to get rid of the whole thing, I acted on impulse.

Dude, it’s over.

Ok good luck.

Ok.

I’m much less thrilled with Chappelle now than I was as a dumb kid, getting high and watching comedy. Now he’s just another selfish rich middle aged comedian, convinced that they know better and always speak the truth.

Eisenhower and Marshall were famous for their “unity” speeches praising Hitler, Nazi Germany, and the Wehrmacht for their patriotism.