Did he put two and two together and decide someone is pissing him off?

McConnell is just a puppet. Seriously, he’s nothing compared to the billionaires (and worse) that really call the shots. It’s not some kooky “Illuminati” conspiracy, it’s just rich gaming the whole system to benefit themselves.

The rich currently enjoy fashionably cosplaying as working class Joes and Janets. There’s a book called Billionaire Wilderness by Justin Farrell. It’s worth the read.

Market research is worth every penny.

Gosh, I guess we should just relieve the rich of their lives if that’s the case...call it a mercy mission.

I’m an actual “essential worker” for Trader Joe’s, and I can guarantee you we will be right around dead last on the list. And that’s with the knowledge that we are, company wide, seeing at least 5-6 cases per store since Thanksgiving. Hopefully, the public has learned their lesson for Christmas and New Year’s.

Nah they drink orphan tears and monkey blood.

You’re the best! Thank you so much, Monique! (heart emojis, like the kids use)

He’s also REALLY good at being intense.

I can imagine an incel screaming it. They live for stupid Roman fascist LARP shit.

Monique, I know this is off topic, but I love the chair you’re sitting in, it looks comfortable af! May I ask where you got it? Is that bougee?

I’m here for Nick Stahl’s return.

The good news is: the apocalypse is not really a thing. We have been talking that shit for thousands of years, and it just never seems to come. Because it’s not coming. No one can predict the future. Anyone who insists that the apocalypse is a thing is likely profiting from our belief in that.

Trump’s new password: maga2024

Doesn’t Turkish Delight suck? I had the same notion, I read that book back in elementary school. She made the stuff sound great, but I should have realized that old people and villains have horrible taste in candy.

Can I be fired by Trump, too?

A crying pot roast.

bUt ShE gReW uP oN a FARM!!!

She’s rich, isn’t she?

This should be cool, but I choked on Boots saying he was happy to be working with Amazon. Boots doesn’t seem like he would like Amazon or Jeff Bezos very much.