It’s not better than “the mob” said. It had like one new idea, which was surprisingly resonant to ADD kids and college procrastinators: abusing Adderall/Ritalin to stay on top of your problems. That’s it. The molester angle was in the 84 version’s subtext, but nixed due to the McMartin scandal.

Think it’s an accident that one of the types of aliens is “Nordic”?

Good, stick with hope. Hope gets more shit done. Cynicism and pessimism don’t even protect the user.

It’s barely 20 years old. We will be quite motivated and blessed with free time from massive unemployment, a lot more protesting than even this summer.

Fuck I initially read that as “We’LL all toast if Trump stays in power.”

ICE is fucking toast. Won’t be but a few years, and those motherfuckers are gonna be assed out and unemployable.

Work with the public; can confirm.

Right? Turns out they’re both stupid rich, which likely makes Pratt an asshole way more than his weird flavor of Christianity. It’s nice that Pratt’s fellow rich people pulled up for him tho. Guess Brie and Anthony aren’t rich enough to warrant any support.

Here you go, princess. Scurry off to your little hole and pretend you’re an 80's tough guy that never existed.

You and the Secret Service both

I think what we call cops answering domestic violence calls, they just call it going home to their wives and families.

Freeing Britney Spears is fucking important! Yankee Candle changing their formula is fucking important! McDonald’s Szechuan Dipping Sauce is fucking important! I will RUIN THIS PLANET WITH MY ANGER to PROVE it!!!

That fucking shit is the definition of fascism, spoken by a textbook fascist.

OTOH, that racist white fuck *did* donate her teeth to meth, generic Virginia Slims and 64 oz sodas.

I see Florida white people are opening franchises around the country, selling xanax, meth, and whatever the fuck is in the little sugar bowl she’s clutching.

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The outcome of most grand jury trials against killer cops have made it difficult to have confidence in *any part* of a grand jury trial.

I hate Chip Gaines.

They’re rich. The rest of their details are irrelevant. The rich love Trump bc he made them a shitload of money. Rich Dems, rich Repubs, doesn’t matter, no matter what shit they talk.

“Essential worker” oh hell no you are not! Nobody except fascists in the WH and WH reporters need her at all.