It’s a great post, although now all I want is a pic of a mulleted Belichick

This is one of the greatest posts ever

I know it would be kind of cheesy, but why isn’t this place called Little Caesar’s Palace?? And then just “The Palace.” Is it the lawyers? It’s probably the fucking lawyers. And I’m not even saying that’s an ideal name. I’m just saying if it’s Little Caesar’s who has the naming rights, and that’s what you’ve got to…

IF the Stros win the series...

That was a great (and quick!) game. I thought Mr. Upton was cooked three years ago but he pitched his balls off today. I daresay it was the best he’s ever pitched.

Hopefully someone from the Jets is there watching.

No worries, STROS fan will give Fenway a sellout crowd!!

Kanye West doesn’t care about Latinx people.

nWo

Why do they call them matches instead of scripted gymnastics exhibitions?

Taxes, 401K, agent fees, union dues, money manager, deferred payments.

Awww you’re no fun.

Considering 95% of his salary is signing and roster bonuses, his game check is $179.87 after taxes.

Dogs everywhere feel his shame.

I’d like to extend my sympathy to the White Sox on their embarrassment:

Not a single thing excessive about this. If your team can’t behave in a civilized manner then you don’t get to complain when you are treated like a mob. Good for the 1 or 2 cops controlling the 30-40 people here.

Approves

I may have missed something but I thought the article was about Lendale White who went to USC.

“You lose consciousness and then all of a sudden it’s like shoooo-ooooof,”
-Eddie Lacy explaining all the empty China food containers in his house.