The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

Emma, luv your headlines and the picture chosen for it haha

A guy from my office was on that plane. His father was killed in a lightening strike yesterday in PR. God bless those pilots for being able to get him home.

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

If you were on this flight, please contact Jalopnik before finding shelter. Also, make sure you include a Verrit code so we know you’re story is true.

Too soon?

I’m not great at analyzing the numbers on this kind of deal, but I have to assume Fertitta got screwed because the team is already underwater!

What a slap in the face to Colin K.

Pretty sure the fact that teams are looking at Brock Osweiler is proof that there’s a blacklist out for Kaepernick...

Are you kidding me? It’s brilliant!

Beckeisha with the cheap hair.

I know this is going to be controversial, but I don’t think that Jared Leto was a good Joker. Further, I think he was a bad Joker.

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

Jesus - when she sobs ‘why is he so angry’ is heartbreaking. His hands are actually on her and no one around her is able to stop him. She’s totally vulnerable, he’s unstable and everyone is helpless to prevent him from forcing her into his car. How absolutely terrifying.

My sister is a nurse practitioner. Her job is very difficult, stressful and at the same time she finds it rewarding because she saves children’s lives every day. I cannot express how angry this story makes me and I only wish his firing is the least of the repercussions he will face.

Joel Osteen knows all about charity. He actually defended his mega church by saying nobody asked him to open his giant doors. Meanwhile, Gallery Furniture, Buc-ee’s, and other businesses opened their doors proactively.