Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Obviously Altuve will dominate headlines, but how about the defense from the Astros fielders?! This Michael Brantley double play is just absurd:

Fans cleared out of the way, but Springer came up juuuuust short on the leap.

Let’s remember some guys

Behold, the best angle (which is the angle that Joe Buck’s voice isn’t in):

The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.

Suck it Yankee fans!

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

This one is pretty great as well.

Pictured: me

really underselling the “throwing chips? that’s a tasing” interaction

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

“A tournament defined by fraudhood.” You and I are watching different tournaments, I think.

Unknown even if the US will get an automatic bid (despite what you may have read above).

That’s a good question, Mexico traditionally does not need one, but the Canadian team showed up with Lacrosse sticks and flannel Umbros

I am shocked FIFA gave the United States the 2026 tournament, given that we’ll be smack-dab in the middle of Trump’s third term in office.

This is exceedingly good news for the Raptors, then, because I heard a rumor that LeBron’s girlfriend lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

You know this is a video game since it wasn’t the Falcons that choked.

Except you don’t have to pay for college

“...inside, couldn’t quite finish.”