The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

-Wayne Gretzky

I think the last 3-point shot that went in for Houston (and probably Harden) was the one he was fouled on that they decided to call a non-shooting foul instead of a 3-pointer and-1.

Do they really need to change to win, or do they just need CP3 fit and playing in either one of the last 2 games?

Thanks for confirming the thing I confirm in the second sentence of the post.

I notice you didn’t mention the Lakers-Kings-level rig job the officials pulled tonight. The Rockets should have shot better but the officials were so obviously in the tank for Golden State it was laughable.

Time to make a statement and shut everyone up. Time to win this series for CP3... one thing remains. Who will give the inevitable ....

The irony of saying a team playing the Warriors in the playoffs were “due” for an injury...

Y’all are killing me with this calling Iguodala “AI” shit.

It was also nice seeing Draymond get betrayed in the final seconds by a new interpretation of knee-to-ball contact.

Seeing a Warriors-Rockets game where neither team scores one hundred points is one thing I never expected to see in this series.

It’s rigged Tom...that’s why.

Have you ever been attacked by a house cat? Cats don’t fight fair.

It sounds like they faced it down, thought they were safe, and then were caught by surprise when it attacked. Hard to think clearly when you’re getting mauled.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

that gif = me trying to sneak out of work 15 minutes early

What if I told you Dallas Keuchel might be their 5th best pitcher?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”