BIGGEST CROOK IN HOUSTON AND IT SHOWS- FUCK THIS GUY AND HIS FAMILY!!

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

If God wanted those people to have a nice dry church or mansion to stay in, he would have given them it like he did for Osteen. But no, God wanted them to lose everything they had and die of hypothermia in the flood waters. Can’t go against God. 

“This is fine.”

I’m almost more upset that Jon Gruden tried to defend this tackle for [/insert Browns player I don’t know] than anything about the play itself.

Cardinals fans.

the dodgers have more options than any other team every year, they’re just chokers.

As Adrian Beltre approaches his 3000th hit, and almost assuredly being voted into baseball’s hall of fame, I just want to say that this is, without a doubt, the greatest moment of this man’s career.

There are 211 nations in FIFA.

2002 just called, wondering what you were doing the past 15 years besides ignoring the results of its World Cup.

Digits?

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

Sorry to be that guy again. Thought I had to retire it, but Torch is always amazing.

We could explain this to you, but it will require a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician…

Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.

Racism? At an Indians game?

I was a few days from my 16th, and I feel you (I’m a Philly native, so it was quite a bit closer for us, but nothing like those in NYC and DC). I went from “war is a thing of our forefathers” to, “ah, so this our generation’s war,” within a few weeks. I will recall where I was when the planes hit the towers til the…

I was 15 when it happened and it’s like I was plucked out of my childhood world and informed “This is the real world, and it’s really shitty sometimes”. And I was 3000 miles away from where it happened!

Houston is the most racially diverse city in the US.