What I will say is anyone who is involved with Mr. Kelly is free to come and go and communicate and eat and sleep when and where and how they please.

Lost our ACE pitcher to neck injury (Dallas K.) - still winning.

Last time the city of Houston saw an Astros gravesite we went on to the World Series...

It is amazing how people like Alexander just live in a world most people like me could never imagine. An 85 million dollar investment becomes almost 2 billion!

Aide: “The Rockets are for sale. Could get $1.65 billion.”

Why do people say that jordan didn’t play in 1994-1995? He came back in 1995 and lost to the magic in the playoffs. C’mon...

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Sooooo... you get embarrassed by one of our in state rivals (spurs) on the last game of the season and may i add without their 2 best players (parker & leonard). Not to mention you failed to show up to that game...

See kids, no need to play defense.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

3 years for 30 million and can’t fucking make a free throw?? Seems like the idiots are the Thunders front office... this dude is trash.

Should I be leaving a tip on take-out (pizza, Chinese food)? Part of me thinks that I’m the one choosing to do the traveling here, so no. But I’ve also heard that part of the tips are shared with the rest of the staff.

Ether said it best...

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

I still love this one where the NYPD was trying to kettle Broadway Bomb skateboarders with very little luck...

He’ll serve an extra 5 years for breaking all those batons.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Free him now

Messi was thinking about inviting his national teammates but decided he’d rather the wedding not end up as a huge disappointment.