Counterpoint: Cuban is awesome and exactly what most of us would be like if we came in to hundreds of millions of dollars.

J-A-I-L-O

Why didn’t he record at a Microsoft store? Tons of reverb and no noise at all, like most empty warehouses.

Copa America was boring as fuck, semis and finals came down to bs penalties. That's why soccer sucks. Whatever happen to golden gol ?

If you can find an English-speaking announcer who holds a “GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL” for thirty seconds, link it.

soccer?

Let me just stop and take the time to say, this is an awesome photo. Great work on the photographer’s part.

By the Midway point USA was cruising.

U-S-A! WORLD CUP CHAMPS!!!!!

Calm down messi

Thank you for your concern *rolls eyes*.

How do you tear up your shoulder in SOCCER?!?!? This would be like wrenching your knee in tiddly winks.

He’s a idiot. Don’t engage him

I think this is the only time I’ve been able to watch Japanese women get abused and humiliated without having to clear my internet history.

Not the first long range bomb that caught Japan off guard.

These women playing for Japan need to open their eyes and get in the game.

Yeah, with the US bailing them out on defense!

Hot take: Lloyd more clutch than Messi

I can’t wait for the Jim Ross video of this match

I think that last goal was the soccer equivalent of a “heat check.”