Hey look guys, it’s a Cardinals fan

It wasn’t just an own goal - it was a freak own goal where the player made the right decision and was punished by a crappy touch. It’s usually easier to understand when a player makes a mental mistake rather than a physical one.

In a world where women strive for their deserved equality, we have found it in the English national teams.

Worst way to go out. She made the right decision to go for the ball but it was literally a one in a million outcome.

I don’t give a Rat’s last FUCK whether they stopped capitalizing the second W. it’s WaWa.

This comment and Germany’s PK have a lot in common.

I felt Johnston’s yellow in the box was a makeup call for the absolute mauling Morgan took in the box just before half. Not excusing Johnston’s foul, but there were some ugly no-calls that went Germany’s way in the first half.

Avenging four years ago and beating Japan in the final would be great, and all, but think of the endless joy defeating England on July 4th weekend would bring to this nation.

Your tears are delicious.

Chris Christie reached his potential today too, when he finally consumed an entire WaWa hoagie bar, including the touchscreen ordering panel and three hoagie artisans. RIP Shawna, Fred, and Lamar. Your hoagies were delicious, and you were too.

Thats my question - why hasnt Leroux been playing??

Cleveland’s found their undrafted return man.

Me - Mo Money Mo Problems huh Diddy

Diddy should have never got up after causing the deaths of event-goers in the Bronx in the early 90s. Fuck Diddy.

“There can be only one Diddy!”

the culprit

He’s just taking an ostrich out for a ride. I mean, who hasn’t taken his ostrich out for a ride on a Sunday afternoon?

ARoid has that effect on all the boys

Is it just me or does that thing have a pecker?