This may be the best article I’ve ever read

Absolutely deplorable. I mean, what parent would force their child to attend an AFL game?

In fairness, what were the odds his helmet would hit anyone throwing it into the stands at an AFL game?

has earned the Arena Football equivalent of being waived

The video seems to have been a direct parody of this commercial, which is itself a Dirty Dancing spoof:

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

I’d say 7 years, but I see your point.

But really, didn’t we all lose with that fight?

Well, the cast has spoiled SNL for the past 15 years, so there is that.

Has anyone seen a black lady with an onscreen speaking part in a Marvel movie?

Or just, you know, stay home and away from rioting.

You people are wasting your time, developers don’t hide their secrets so hard that you have to coordinate via reddit to find it. Quite frankly once I saw “these people on reddit were saying” that’s when I knew this was just another Big Foot.

You have to talk to the Ghost Girl in Lumiose City. Calling it.

He is actually 36% alcohol.

Everybody would draft Tom Brady in the fifth round.

With the second overall pick in the 1989 NFL draft, the Green Bay Packers select Barry Sanders, Oklahoma State, and not overrated steroid gobbling Tony Mandarich.

As a Lions fan, there are many...

49ers picking Alex Smith over the local boy Aaron Rodgers

...Floyd Mayweather is the last of a kind