Thank God

Flag burning is protected by the First Amendment, she’ll be out in no time.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess the reporter was....

“Reporting from Qatar, I’m Bepp Slatter.”

“That pile of bodies over there? Oh, those are workers taking a group nap. They, uh, huddle together for warmth in these cold desert nights.”

Yeah. That’s what my ex-wife said. It was her first, of many, lies....

Screen cap:

The Rockets tweeted it. Looks weird now, but when it was live you could see it was a horse emoji with a six-shooter aimed at it.

I thought the Kentucky Derby was this weekend.

The (now-deleted) pre-block tweet in question:

This would be like Tiger Woods urging you not to cheat on your wife.

Ray Lewis would never stand for such atrocities. There will never be blood on his hands.

Not sure the video will be much help, but glad he took a stab at it.

Yeah, and I think there are two points here: there are a LOT of date-y things you can do for free! My fiancee and I love going on little bike ride picnics, on hikes, to the beach, etc. I’d say those count!

They put a special game-simulating view inside the helmet dedicated to Wes Welker:

Jeez, you must have tested thousands of mirrors in your life. How many were two-way?

God, this story’s making me paranoid. Alas, I will try that. When you say a gap, you mean the space that appears when you view at your fingertip from the side right?