How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?

2:38 of the video. He did not step out of bounds.

How casual is too casual for the interrogation room?

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

“Sounds like a blast!”

What it’s like to run the Pyongyang Marathon.

That's what happens as the kiddies just started watching footie. Everything is "golazo" for them. This is a good goal but nothing special about it. That's why you don't get Americans involved in anything, ever. Reminds me, have to visit Cuba mucho soon.

this is sarcasm right?

the technique is great, but the creativity is what makes this goal brilliant. Messi just makes shit up that no one else would even think to try.

I haven't seen a curl that delicious since my last trip to Arby's.

"if Isaac Newton were here, he'd say 'boy was I wrong' "

As this slo-mo angle conclusively shows, Duncan got a whole lot of ball, and maybe didn’t even hit Harden’s wrist.

Because Kobe is a mutant

Pretty impressive that a gif can contain Kobe, Phil, Tex Winter, and a fat dude with a sweaty ass in an affliction t shirt, and there's still some other guy who's a bigger asshole than all of them.

The real crime is that Cleveland fans had to watch Perkins, Mike Miller, Joe Harris, and Delladova play at the same time.

Big head cheat code.

You know, I’m actually not sure he traveled.

Usually the 9th step involves making amends to the D-leaguer whose roster spot you’re currently occupying.