That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

They are just looking for someone more cultured.

Do the eye gouge you turkeynecks!

Now might not be a bad time to point out that Buck v. Bell was never overturned.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

Hollis, bourbon is a family drink, happy families. Maybe lesbians drink bourbon, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know.

Hot take: Jeff Buckley’s cover of Hallelujah is the definitive. All other versions can go home and take a seat. This one can sit in the cold, dark, moldy basement.

All I hear is a warp core breach.

Why is Jon king?

Yup! I can definitely see Dahntay’s “intangibles” and “veteran presence” stretching this series to 6 or 7 games.

Don’t trip over the pile of bricks on your way out, though.

(struggles to come up with a “Mother” joke)

Obligatory.