I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

That ending twist though

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

If you’ve ever actually ridden London escalators for the Tube, you’ll realize that the left walking lane is often open even when huge volumes of people are waiting for the escalator. Because most people choose to wait & stand. That’s why the capacity goes up.

Fuck Khabib, fuck anyone associated to Kadyrov, and fuck Deadspin for this fawning article. Who cares about this stupid sports fight, these people should be arrested for war crimes. Super disgusted by this blog.

Khabib’s popularity among Dagestanis and fellow Muslims extends to several questionable figures within Russia, including Chechen dictator Ramzan Kadyrov. The controversial strongman invited Khabib to host a training seminar at the Akhmat MMA fight club, the training facility funded by Kadyrov himself. Khabib was also…

Donald Trump Jr looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a Golden Retriever 

Is she watching a Mortal Kombat tournament or a music video on that screen?

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

This article is way too simplistic. Many people might benefit from a Roth, but it’s not as cut and dry as it seems. See my other comments re: contributions @ your top tax rate vs withdrawals @ your effective rate.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

She probably thinks she’s First Lady over there. FLOHUD.

So Ben could blame her.

I watched that video 4 times and I still can’t tell which team the Bulls are playing against. The 1983 Kings?

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.