Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

Every time I see that thing all I hear in my head is yakety-sax

The linked website says “Read a horrifying dock spider story about what happened when our editor accidentally stuck his hand into a dock spider’s nursery web” with this picture:

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

Seriously. That’s Madness.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

That’s disgusting. Coke is clearly superior.

The look on her face is like she’s trying to figure out how she can be with a man who is about to vote for trump.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

but people will believe there are snakes on a plane

sick thing is, there seem to be enough women that have been attacked by trump to actually make a difference in voting.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Yow— what in the hell is this mess? Chris Christie’s idea of “healthy”?

The year is wrong, but yeah...and it goes to show how badly we had things in Detroit pre-Stafford, considering we had three of those damn guys.

I think that Marino retired after the 1999 season. Which actually makes your point even stronger.

Is there a joke I’m missing here? Marino retired in ‘99.