Donald Sterling still wins

Gilbert. anybody who runs a payday loan company is a complete bastard.

“Shaun Livingston should be MVP; he really pushed this team over the top.”

Not even close. They’re just more in the spotlight at the moment. Seriously, the winner of the douchebag billionaire contest is whomever has had the most media attention recently. The okc owners? Steve Ballmer? The Buss offspring? James fucking Dolan? Micky Arison? These people are all subhuman.

Pretty amazing the guy who made his money selling subprime mortgages and threw a comic sans hissy fit when his best player left in free agency might actually be the less unlikeable one.

“Wait, who am I then? Ken Norton? George Foreman?”

I think you were way too hard on yourself. You mention that partly why you wrote the review, was for selfish reasons. Maybe that’s true, in your case. But you don’t think you’re doing others a real service by being honest about a job not-well done?

If the Cavs win the title the trophy engraving should be in Comic Sans.

I take solace in knowing several other people did that exact thing, with at least one of those updates even including the same gift card offer, lol

Nope! This guy didn’t even bother to get the details of the job or what went wrong. The way I understand the whole thing goes something like this: his social media person (also maybe his lawyer? he said something like, “we have a lawyer who handles these social media things” so I was a little baffled by what even…

Go to hell.

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

Sure, but Rob Thomas?!?

+2 (because it’s Higher)

Ok, I’ve had this discussion with many different groups of friends. You’re stuck on an island, and you have to listen to one of these three songs on constant loop for the rest of your life:

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

Sounds like someone with a rougned childhood.

[odor pun]

Deviled Eggs.