Ugh - second time I need to post this on Deadspin today:

CAHL THE CAHPS!

Ben Roethlisberger is a rapist.

It looks like Kyrgyzstan Ninja Warrior.

Look at that fat fuck who can’t run after an 11-year-old but gets paid with our tax dollars to serve and protect. Cops who can’t pass elementary school PE shouldn’t be allowed on the streets.

Ham and cheese on cinnamon raisin bread - sort of a combo breakfast/lunch sandwich.

The Porto Mystery Spot: Where Logic Takes A Holiday And All Laws Of Nature Are Meaningless

Broccoli stems pickle very well.

Fugazi, 13 songs: Waiting Room, Bulldog Front, Bad Mouth

More videos of white men suffering, please.

I always knew taking my kid to the bar was good parenting.

Rockets need to tank to the 3-seed so they can play GSW in round 2.

Baby, check this out,

Why is Candy Carson involved in any decision involving the spending of taxpayer money?

Look! I rearranged them!

But they weren’t “risks” - the numbers in your article explains that. It’s just that traditional football thinking is about avoiding looking bad, rather than optimizing winning.

I don’t think GSW stops there and they would round out the starting line-up:

Reminds me that I have to make a favorite that I haven’t had in a long time: Popcorn popped in duck fat, sprinkled with a bit of creole seasoning.

I am an Orlando Magic fan, and the 1995 Finals vs the Houston Rockets was a one-of-a-kind heartbreaker that turned into the blowout. The heartbreak was Nick Anderson missing 4 (FOUR!) free throws to seal game 1, the game going into OT, and Olajuwon tipping in the game winner. Then the blowout, with Nick Anderson never…

Quite brazen for Harvey to use Judd’s casting in Frida after what Hayek had just said about it.