Can I borrow a feeling?

Bowing is so much superior than the handshake and should become the norm in western civilization.

I also like John Cale and KD Lang, but I still go with the original Cohen. There’s something about an older performer singing this.

+1 proudy

Why is Jon king?

Thank you, Claire! I’ll never have this happen to me again...

“You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Trump, from a 1991 Esquire interview.

As a true man of the Christian faith, Greg Abbott has the courage to look a needy child in the eyes and yell, “FUCK YOU QUEER!” God bless that man.

You know the old Saudi saying: “When in Rome, blow something up.”

They still got Dahntay Jones!

Danzig’s lawn... get off of it.

Madballs FTW

+1 lifehack

“Lebron stopper? Challenge accepted.” - Delonte West

TIL - I have the tastes and gullet of a giant ground sloth.

Today’s race results:

Klay’s just taking it one cliché at a time.

If there only was a way to see that he was hurt before the start.

I’d listen to Curt - he’s an expert at losing money.