Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Reminds of this nightmare gif:

You hit it on the head when you brought up Oliver and Maher. Both are used to a stage and an audience with their stand-up backgrounds. Maher has been doing his schtick for what seems like centuries now. Oliver’s TDS years was perfect training. I think Simmons thought he could just wing it and get better, but there’s…

Very metal.

I did not have sex with a mongoose.

But what about Hillary’s emails??!?!

He looks like he’s wearing his Sunday best; she’s tired she needs a rest.

One of my favorite moments from this hellish campaign:

Is that Walter White on the right? I knew he didn’t die in the desert! Still making blue sky too.

Lebron = poor man’s David Lee.

FUCK YOU JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone greenlight Trouser Snakes on a Plane

Roger Goodell made 32 million dollars last year.

I’m not going to believe it until I wait the 5 minutes for Chris Broussard’s report that his source told him that Chris Broussard is leaving.

About time RBG realized she can’t just pass judgment on everything.

There is obviously a yuge conspiracy (by women sexually assaulted by Trump) to sway the election. Yuge. Conspiracy.

Glad to know that I can now eat that hoagie right before my drunken midnight swims in the ocean.

You’re correct, wrong year, I’m dumb.

No joke - you’re right, I’m an idiot.

Dolphins starting QBs since Marino retired in ‘92: