nobody cares about your fantasy baseball scheme.

I mean, if your vehicle hits something while you’re using that feature, I’m going to hold you accountable.

Where have you parked your Tesla?

If you are relying on the Chargers to execute, you really have only yourself to blame.

good time to point out that Joe Ricketts is trash

A Youtuber named Renegade Cut did an excellent video on Saturday Night Live’s politics and how Lorne Michaels’ Neoliberalism gave Trump his own SNL and eventually the Trump Presidency. And my conclusion to this is:

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

Remember when indigo child Jill Solloway invented the concept of enjoying the company of friends except she called it a “joyocaust”.

The best thing to come out of Transparent was this eviscerating review of Jill Soloway’s book by a trans woman. She depicts Soloway as a clueless, privileged, self-centered writer, with enough eyebrow-raising quotes to power a small town for a year.

Remember when Jill Soloway said they were upset that the people who went forward with their allegations against Jeffrey Tambor didn’t let them handle it in-house and sweep it under the rug and tacitly blamed them? Gotta say: fuck Jill Soloway.

As ever, reeking of the insufferable privilege of one of the characters on her shows without realizing how awful they're being. Dance like you're an ally, y'know?

What

What a wholly unlikeable group of characters is a painfully unfunny program.

If you took the fans out of that picture, I’d be sure that was some tryhard at the local Y wearing a full NBA replica jersey for some reason - you know, the type that calls fouls whenever he misses, which is often.

Eh, Mooney’s smart enough to know that having a token white dude in your posse probably comes in quite handy.

Everybody wants to be in the Black Pack, but nobody wants to be in the Black Pack.

Nobody moreso than Pee Wee himself.

This is the kind of house I envision when I fantasize about being the daughter of a fading peer that’s been tangled up in a murder mystery and has lots of homoerotic tension with the inspector investigating it.