just imagine: if you were on an internet-connected device, you could somehow access this information yourself. 

No one represents the San Jose Earthquakes better than striker Chris Wondolowski, who decided to serve his red-card suspension on Wednesday night by embedding himself in the Earthquakes supporters section and generally acting like a lunatic.

like a helicopter.

As a Columbia alumnus and someone who took orgo, I can vouch for the fact that people who were serious about studying for the Orgo exam the night before the test knew not to go to the library. Everyone was at the library that night to listen to the band, not to study.

This underplays what Orgo Night is. I saw this story elsewhere, and it led me into a rabbit hole. Here’s what I took away (and I’ll happily stand corrected if any Columbia alumni can offer better info):

At the Yale game in 2001, at the height of the anthrax scare, when Yale was hoarding the cure, the band formed the shape of a Cipro pill. Pure art.

TIL people are still naming their kid Attila

BUT HIS PRINCIPLES

Belgian rider Ilan Van Wilder, who also fell en route to an eventual 37th-place finish, told a Belgian paper that the rain changed everyone’s strategy. “It is super-dangerous and I think it is irresponsible to let it go ahead.”

Just spitballin’, but maybe don’t ride directly into the lake-looking thing?

This is a bummer. I really enjoyed Luna’s portrayal and was really happy to see a Latino hero taking the lead, especially with such a badass character. Hope it moves to another platform (Disney+?)

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month, Hollywood!

Fuck the dweebs, this looks fun as hell.

I definitely would

Not related to this specific post, but . . .

Sounds painful

James Harden deep in the process of changing his name to Aaron A Aaronson

Those people listed under "Created By."

Jaguars Junction

Wow, I’m really torn. I love time travel films, but hate Justin Long with the fury of a thousand white-hot suns.