12. This oldie but goodie and 13. This deadass good look at our future I found genuinely funny.

Kyle Average

Hate to break it to you, but...the Bernoulli Effect is a factor but it’s only responsible for a fraction of the lift generated. The rest comes from airplane faeries.

He wonders why McQueary remembers the campus as being deserted on the night he says he witnessed the assault (Feb. 9, 2001), even though there was a hockey game and a Barenaked Ladies concert on campus that night.

Finally a gymnast that Nassar won’t molest.

The Basketball Hall of Fame rewards role players more than any comparable institution (see: Rodman, Dennis). Add to that being the most solid player on both ends of the floor on the most dominant team of his generation, and yeah, I think he gets in. I’m not going to argue the point too strenuously though.

3 titles, 2 all-NBA teams, Gold medal, lock-down D, longevity. Everyone loves him (except some Memphis jabroni). There’s a chance.

As a Tennessee fan, I saw the headline and thought “Geoff Calkins probably shat out some hot take for this.”

It doesn’t look like anything to me, Batman.

I always have and always will love watching Kristen for reasons I can never really understand, let alone articulate to someone else.

I see your old-timey dancing set to modern music and I raise you modern dancing set to old-timey music:

You know where they don’t have 8-0 games Billy ? Time for you to get that Vela LAFC jersey and the Real Salt Lake scarf to go with your Red Bulls coffee mug. You know you wanna do it baby ! You know you do ! It’s only a matter of time before you’re sitting across from Kate Abdo discussing El Traffico or the MLS Cup.…

The first couple didn’t do it for me but they got better and then I was sad when they were done

Welp, that was more entertaining than it had any right to be!

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

hzj78 troopy.

It is. Few things:

Your Switch being upside down here is bothering me. That is all.

Linguistically, your correct.  Practically, I see nothing silly about it.  If you see the appeal (ie. a more portable, cheaper switch) it seems pretty logical.