I for one, would gladly leave an ok position in Oklahoma for a better paying job in San Francisco. Someone who spouts about loyalty in sports most be delusional. What happens if I was traded? It doesn’t go both ways? And how the fuck am I in the Grey’s but you aren’t?

Lol, practicing for what you will let your nephews know at Thanksgiving?

Is this an advertisement for the show? I have seen like 5 of these for different actors and the same blurb about the TV show for each one. So it seems either incredibly lazy or an advertisement. If it was an ad, would you need to say?

Meh

Wait? What? You sound like a blast.

Zzzz, Your soquickto react to an article, which you clearly didn’t even comprehend.

Ha ha ha. Man, advertisers and corporations must love you.

Ha ha ha. So good, you have successfully made me look weird at the coffee station.

Thanks for that.

Been here for 10 years in finance and can’t say I really have a desire to move back to America until I have kids. Raising them in the Japanese education system would be awful.

No

That this is the only comment, explains who the AVClub readers are to the rest of the Gizmodo group perfectly.

Lol, as opposed to you?

Gravity and Beer bongs are left to the college kids. I had a gravity bond session and then went to a lecture about Darwin. The Prof talked about how he got stoned, and I knew it was actual stones but I couldn’t stop laughing. The professor then telling me that it wasn’t because Darwin got high made me laugh even…

Why is the always swearing in the penny one? Then saying fuck every comic, doesn’t make it smarter, funnier or edgier. Everyone knows swearing for swearings sake actually makes the product weaker.

This article was as hastily written as are the comments, but great getting a very clickable out there? How many of these addresses are active? Other than the number what does it even matter? I have an active aol, msn, and yahoo address which are still active, but I haven’t used in forever. What about the crap email…

As a T-Wolves fan who lives in Tokyo, I spend all my time trying to get people on the wagon, it obviously never works and this article just makes me look even more of a fool.

Sweet Jesus, who let you in to Deadspin?

What do you want for your 90th birthday pops?

Yeah man, Carmelo is no superstar and a total bench player! What other rad advice do you have? I would love to hear your thoughts on socio economic issues, as you clearly have the basics down