You person, are my favorite type of commentator. Keep writing short stories about yourself which have only the barest connection to the topic at hand. Bravo!

Just why? Did you honestly not get the joke and then jumped with what you thought was witty? And then 5 other people liked you for it? Wake me when I’m dead

As an American who lives abroad, I find all of this soccer to be atrocious and obviously can’t mention it to anyone I have any interaction with, so what am I supposed to do?

He is not the yes man that people wanted, but he is the yes man ESPN will force us to yawn about. Putting him on Highly Questionable as well ESPN?!? For shame.

Bummer, as Nagoya is a crap hole and I feel bad for anyone who needs to travel or live there. It’s a hole of despair, taking all of the worst characteristics​ of Tokyo, and yet somehow existing as the 3rd largest city in Japan. It’s as if Saitama some how got it a major city.

The title of the article makes the assumption that they used 25 million to fund the son’s racing career or at least a significant portion, but having read the article it was about 500,000 USD? Doesn’t that completely blow the lead here? I know you needed to shoe-horn the racing in, but I found it more interesting the…

I have to admit, I love chewing on plastic. It lasts so much longer then gum and holds a consistent mass. Gum can get almost liquid and gross after a while where plastic will not. I go for straws, or the plastic ring on pet bottles which I pull up with my teeth. It started like one day in high school and was a…

I found A Thin Red Line to show war better than Saving Private Ryan. It’s just a more complete film where Ryan is the first what 15 minutes? A fantastic 15, but....

And now the joke is dead.

Wait, so being from Milwaukee means that people don’t like basketball? Do they ship the fans in from Madison?

It’s the only deck I could afford after opening 30 packs and getting no legendaries. Hearthstone is becoming so expensive to play. I can’t make any other deck right now after having the game for 2 years.

Don’t worry about those guys! My favorite NBA team is all of them, depending on who is good at the time. Those dudes are just haters, we know what’s great! Speaking about how cool it is to be a Red Sox fan, let’s hang out together some time bro!

I thought cribs, meant MTV cribs, so the players needed to have pimp houses with either a Scarface poster on the whole or a hot tub in the living room... Guess I was wrong.

I am fine with this, and approve. Also, I at first thought this article was written by Leon Ware.... So from the grave!

I saw this just as I closed the tab, but thankfully my dad taught me how to re-open a closed tab and to star the good ones. Thanks Dad!

You sound absolutely “lovely.” I would consider someone who has lived with someone for 20 years before getting married to be making bad life choices.

Bwahaha, never going to happen. As a 2nd generation Howard grad, how the years of incompetence flies under the radar is beyond me.

I read that as Halloween Town

Just seems so fresh and fun. I enjoy Matt alot, and Rory has been a great addition. That goofy little brother who just wants to have some fun.

Name has been around for decades sir.