You’re not saying anything I don’t already know. I have nothing to say in my own defense. I am a sick man. I am a wicked man.

Go look at Anderson Cooper and fix yo self.

“The Fox”!

RIP Drinky Guy.

Forbidden treasures are always the most tantalizing.

I miss The Man Show. Girls on trampolines!

I feel like I finally need to anonymously get this off my chest because it’s been eating away at me for months... despite being a morally repugnant sack of sentient, putrid smegma, I find myself incredibly attracted to Sean Hannity. I go now to the wilderness to die in shame.

“Listen, we know that selling the Redbox crowd on the works of Terence Davies and Olivier Assayas can be tough. But The Accountant, America? Of all the movies out there, that’s the one you decided to make the No. 1 most popular digital rental of 2017?”

What is this if not pearl-clutching? You could swap this out with…

Dude the story is about how an unlikely movie is the top digital moneymaker. Drop your own pearls, Miss Havisham

Exactly. Not good enough for me to have seen it in the theater at theater prices, not something I’d want to own, but interesting enough that I’d shell out a couple bucks to watch it on a slow night.

What pearl clutching? She makes absolutely no statements about the quality of the film, just surprise that a moderately successful minor Affleck vehicle is the top mover on the platform.

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that makes perfect sense. it’s the ultimate ‘this looks fine’ movie that will placate just about anyone. i used to work at blockbuster in my teens and if that exact same movie came out in 2002 (arguably with almost the same cast) it would have been just as big a hit rental.

It really is a bizarrely rewatchable movie - bizarre because it’s incredibly weird.

The Accountant 2: Audit Day

What’s even more surprising is that they are working on an Accountant sequel. He’s the new Bourne!

After watching this, I had to sleep with a night light just to make sure Teddy Perkins wouldn’t show up to steal my soul

Benny Hope could be a stage name.

“Teddy Perkins” is now the new Gold Standard for judging Atlanta for me. Everything that this episode pulled off... I’m still speechless. First of all, even more impressive than the random shift into horror is the fact that this episode still manages to be incredibly funny in a disturbingly uncomfortable way. The cold…

I love Darius. I really don’t like horror.