I know you already got your Pinkham scolding, but let me ask you this:

Somebody needs to greenlight this show. Now!

Lifestyles of the rich and stoned

Oh, I'm with you in principle. There are plenty of people whose behavior makes me wonder how they made it to adulthood.

1. A customer came to my register with some dried chicken breast strips. He was all sorts of excited: "I can't believe you guys are finally carrying this!" as he tore into the package. Years later, I still don't get why a person sees a Golden Retriever on the label and thinks, "Yes, I shall eat this."

I have this dorky quesadilla maker that was a gift from my late grandmother. Last week I was really stoned making egg, salami, Jarlsberg quesadillas (fusion!) and at one point I bit into a really cheesy bit of salami. OR SO I THOUGHT.

It's like a fancy Fritos Chili pie served in the bag.

What language is this and what are you asking?

Why a server will accept a customer "shooing" them? Its now the rule to be an asshole and still receive good service?

This is how we learn things. Stop being a delicate flower.

Huh. Well, the story did explicitly describe it as "fish poached in parchment paper", and described slitting the paper with scissors for service. I suspect many people, even those unfamiliar with the term "en papillote", might have made the leap to realize that a picture of fish served in a bed of paper may actually…

then I guess I'll fuck jets

You break it, you buy it. They broke their relationship with their son, and now they have to deal with the consequences of that. You don't get to be a bigot and then get to duck what you reap from being that way.

Another is that after dark it's really easy to re-enact ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK.

Lezards?

I wish to hell he'd leave DW and go work exclusively on Sherlock or develop a new show or something. And yes, I'm DYING for that spinoff, but the only way Moffat should be involved is if they have Vastra kill and eat him.

Lizbians.

I'd rather just buy jars of Nutella and spoon it into my mouth. No need to get fancy.

Make sure you bring some sandwich sherpas with you. You don't want to be caught in a meat avalanche.

I think it's a combination of so many of them never having had a job outside academia combined with fairly narcissistic tendencies. They already *know* they are smarter than everyone else, and certainly smarter than some dumb restaurant worker who couldn't be bothered to excel in school. -eye roll- Some of the most…