Anyone who thinks child abuse is a good idea, should meet me. Im terminally weird, in a fucked up way. Bad idea.

" Could have used more vegan options. Im outraged. I'll have you know, Im very important. I sell monogrammed thermos's."

This is not Yelp - THIS IS SPARTA!

I loved bread like that. Thats why Im so skinny. Everything I like is the consistency of dog biscuits.

No YOU guys call them flashlights!!!

Like a scone, but a bit harder.

Its a sort of soggy english muffin. Im surprised Hungry Jack's hasn't made a version on crumpets. Honestly, you and I , OC should rent ourselves out as a focus group food consultation.

Its a many splendored hell I enjoyed as a goth, after late nite clubbing still sauced.

It is, and I don't eat ANY of this stuff. But I LOVE LOVE LOVE to make fun of it, and vicariously enjoy its awfulness. Thanks people, I dearly love you all. ( And I hate everyone.)

There is a certain taint about fake maple syrup that I can instantly scent- a minor amount of molecules per million in a early morning classroom always made me want to heave n' leave, It is perfidious and should be illegal.

I love jalapeños and honey, and even I think that is SOME SICK F_ING STUFF. This combo sounds like bogans on LSD were in the focus group.

I want that last guy, for breakfast.

Maybe its for a IV.

Thanks for not kicking me off here, Pinkham. Jezebel apparently thinks Im the spawn of the devil ( yes, but it's nice when your a devil like me! ). This is the last post that doesn't condemn Black Brit humour.

mmmm...Im straight ( mostly ) and that pic makes me want to throw my arms around her and nuzzle her hair.

This is Not Art. Not Everyone is a Artist. Screw "Inclusion."

SO HAPPY NOW:D Thank you!!!!!!!x

Odile Lee- Seer. " Sees all, knows Nothing."

Ordinary beauty as woman. Hot as Hell as Androg man, in my opinion. Makes a pretty woman, so Im all for it if S/hes happy. But ....alas...