NOOO!! Ive finally stayed out the sun LONG enough NOT to have them!!!

:D :D :D

Ill have that lot. If it makes me swell up like Violet from Charlie and Choc Factory, and float unless I burp, now thats carbonation for me. ( I prefer soda that threatens to dissolve your insides on the first sip with pure carbonation scour.)

Welcome to my life. People on Jezebel have accused me of being a troll , on serious subjects - because they couldn't accept the idea someone might actually be serious asking things in such a way, that does not compute with their idea of how reality works.

What does it mean when your out then your in again? I must be tainted.

Finally, something to fill my bra.

Retail tends to make people imagine we have all the "good" items, stashed away in the back room , possibly for our own personal enjoyment. No of course we wouldn't want to do such things as SELLING our stock. That might make some sense.

Because I do!

As in one is rational being, who tends to act like they were raised in a civilised state?

It really makes me angry as Ive a blood allergy tested confirmed issues ( with so many things, I usually don't bother going out, its too much of a issue and its hard to find anywhere that has mashed potatoes which seems to be the only thing I CAN order.) I won't die, but I get seriously ill for weeks.

My boyfriend is totally genius ( what kind of freak reads all of Nietzsche at age 16? This one apparently. I seem to attract N. readers. Must be my "charming personality" and "positive" attitude.)

IM consumed with lust for that pizza.

I have a male nurse bestie. He's english and feminine and the most masculine man Ive ever met, at in one. Devastating.

Road cyclists + lycra. The only legit area where men can wear something that is tight, lycra and form fitting in public. I never peeved on men before I became a cyclist. Have you seen their bums? Ye gods, literally.

OMFG! MY eyes! Unsee! Unsee!

Im totally open minded, but seriously why not just sub-title the catalogue " Wank-fest for Hipster Guys " and charge for it?