Or well loved by their mother, and wish SHE was.

So they basically want to sell swimmers on the idea that you won't want any of the marvellous muscle that may well keep you afloat. Mayhaps be why she is at the bottom of the pool.

Nice idea, but Im so flat chested, it would look like Ive got a bloody great pacemaker , or some cyborg implant. I suppose if they made one for bums, I could slab the iPod in there. Might be a bit much for ballet tho!

Palm oil harvesting is responsible for destroying orangutangs native living spaces. Better to get a jar of fresh ground nut butter from the local health food store, and dip in a nice bar of choccy. May I suggest almond butter?

The French cyclists are MAD for it. Must be tasty.

Living in a city where I can enjoy the scent of eucalyptus, wattle, fine cafes wafting gentle scents of tastiness, lack of traffic fumes, one ONE street in the main centre( a back alley with cafe dumpsters ) is the ONLY not quite so nice smelling street, lack of animal waste ( or people's wwww), and NO air pollution (…

I live in small Town Capital City Canberra, which is about the same distance from anywhere interesting in Australia as bloody Whoop-Whoop- and you know, I LOVE that its so UNLIKE NYC(with its lack of trees, rude people, rich elitist fuckwits, constant noise, high breast cancer levels ( due to the fact there is no…

And now that they sanitised it with wealthy asshole gentifrication, all the fun nits are gone so posh gits can drive little William and Kate, or little McKinley, Adelaide and Texas in their soulless, climate destroying ridiculously oversized SUV tanks to pre-school calculus classes -while the artists, musos, weirdoes,…

There are no fucking TREES. Its like Hell.

Im allergic to nuts, so I will just enjoy my Nutella flavoured e-cig cape and dream of date bread banana nutella cut sandwich heaven

Better get there first. Every road cyclist alive will be there. Eating like no tomorrow ( which there may well be for Nutella.) And it won't be pretty. ( I know how serious cyclists eat. It isn't pretty!!!)

What a brave person! And adorable! Im so happy people helped him:D

Im 5'3, 100 45 kilos. It may weigh nearly the same. Alas, now allergic to glucose. No ice cream for me:(

I might Explode!!

Hahahaha!

Yay! Me too!!!

Bouquet of bacon. Awesome.

There was a place 40 years ago in New Mexico, that had a dessert called "the kitchen sink."

I understand that. I still regret not trying the Kentucky Fried sandwich, that was two deep fried chic breast, with a bacon and cheese in the middle.