I lived in Colorado for 25 years and I've never heard of those bullshit cookies. I can only assume that they are eaten exclusively by disgusting, rich white people from Aspen.

Peter Panic

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Well technically it's The Poopskins, but yeah.

How far can you punt a self-propelled football with internally ducted fan and electric motor?

Thanksgiving at the Reilly house is going to be awkward on so many levels this year

[decides to pray to RG3ESUS]

Hey, I'm sorry about your cat.

meanwhile Riley Cooper attempted to distract the Broncos D by yelling "Uncle Toms"

Love that photo. Kevin Ware didn't even need that much help to stand.

Jesus fucking christ.

George: One day, you'll go to the great farm in the sky and be happy with all your fluffy friends.

Arizona decides which running back to use by cutting Cards.

Moreno threw down a rock one beat too early and was disqualified

"Paper!"

Guys, this is just a Kenan Thompson SNL sketch.

Had no idea the Rooney Rule also applied to people featured in the background of photos.

Oh, this is absolute horseshit.

Just my two cents, so bear with me.