Um. Where did this nitwit get the idea that the guests were supposed to reimburse the couple for the ceremony and reception? What is this business of challenging someone's gift?

Definitely. At least he left you with a good, yet disturbing story.

He is a con artist. An attractive con artist, but you know a con artist.

LOL!! He was vacuuming and thought of you?!? What does that mean?

Yeah. The are-you-coming-to-Jesus guys are the worst.*

Sexist or racist remarks. Or, if someone starts talking to me about having Jesus in my heart. I grew up in the South, and that happens way, way more than it should.

Well, this website is disgusting. Being a vegan shouldn't be about shaming other people. It should be about delicious recipes and good health, as well as treating all human life, including people who eat meat, with respect, if at all possible.

I hate my photograph being taken without my permission. There are few things that make me more stabby than when someone sticks a photo of me on the Internet, after we've spent some time during the day together, where I look like ass, where I had no idea my photo was being taken, in some weirdo pose, and then says,…

I say, with no special regard for how petty I am, that I'm jealous and want to hate her. However, I have a strong feeling she's a fun person to hang out with. Damn it. That makes things more difficult. Uma! Stop it!

Confession: When I was a kid, I thought the world had been in black and white until a certain point, where it suddenly became color. I used to feel sorry for those folks that had to live in a world of black and white.

I got this! Okay, first, you need to put a 'reader' on your committee. Find out if this is possible. Don't ask him. Ask the Dean or a trusted teacher. Smile a lot while you're asking, and don't, for now, mention your adviser's asshattery. They want you to find ways to solve this yourself, if at all possible. Academia…

Really, that should be an official form of protest. You are right.

Yeah. That's my thought.

I know. I feel really bad for her. Really, really bad. I hope she's got a nice sidepiece that keeps her happy. Because, if his view is that oral sex is unnatural, I shudder to think about his own situation in his own bedroom.

Good grief. He is either stupid or running very fast. I look forward to seeing his actual lifestyle exposed in the media in a year or two.

Ew. Justin Beiber. Can't unsee.

I've found, with my child, that it's the halfway point in age that is the hardest time. For some reason, that's the time when boundaries have to be really reinforced. I never thought I'd be that hardass parent as I am really a laidback sort of person, but with her, you have to be. That's her personality. She will…

Kids will always be assholes. Mine, in fact, is going through a stage where she has become functionally deaf to the sound of my voice but can still hear the word "cookie" whispered several states away. ::staring angrily over at said child::

I want a t-shirt that says to stop fornicating and rock the house. Right now.

I feel Melissa Joan Hart needs a hobby, and this is not it.