"But some people just fall in love like that."
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I swear, every day there is a fine example of why I love it around here...snaps.
Why did no one tell me this BEFORE?
Men cannot control their dicks. This is why you should always give them sex, never wear anything provocative and never be drunk. It is always 100% your fault when anything sexual happens either between yourself and a man or your husband and any vagina.
Yup, nothing puts me in the mood for love like the crushing feeling of obligation.
And if there's anything hotter than having sex with a spouse who doesn't want to, well I don't know what it is.
We’ve barely finished dinner, Dear, let’s let our food digest.
But Heaven’s floodgates open when we stop making excuses!
NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX, even if you want to.
Staying in with cheap wine and netflix is usually way more fun anyways! And yes, it is so frustrating when you try to explain that you're really broke right now and people don't really get it and are like "oh well what if we did this and split it" and then you say thank you for being so generous, but really it's just…
When I did it, corn made every tooth in my mouth ache. I can eat corn chips, but I don't go near kernel corn at all.
Oh, I love the "who?" response- I will have to remember that one.
You're not alone :) I'm going through very similar things and there is so much pressure and people act like I'm being a 'bad friend' because I can't afford going to luxury destination weddings or travel 1,000 miles to visit and things. It's making me just kind of want to drop everyone and start over, which I know is…
Are you familiar with the recipe book Veganomicon? My bff's family is vegan and they borrow it from the library all the time - maybe your local library has one too.
They're really good. I hope you'll enjoy them when you get the chance to check them out.
A Fish Called Wanda is an oldie but a goodie. Both Kevin Kline and John Cleese (among others) are awesome in it.
Jezzies, may I present the newest feline member of my clan: Alexander. He and his litter were rescued from a back yard in Park Slope. My other kitty is not super excited, but just look at that face!
that's bullshit. Saunas are full of 80 year old dudes with their flaccid dicks flopping around..and no, they don't use towels on the benches.
I stepped in a massive pile of dog shit in my flats. I had no paper towels, no napkins, I was no where near a bathroom and I had nothing to scrape it off onto beside the patch of nearby grass that the dog had shat on. I was about to give someone a ride so I could NOT have a shitty shoe stinking up my car.