ha! I think the word 'dumbass' is our answer!

Absolutely. That's why you gotta listen to the feeling in most cases. It can be your only defense, really.

True. I was a naive nitwit for not reporting it.

Absolutely not making fun. Just felt strange about a practice not my own that I had to practice when my grandfather died. I wanted to remember him in life, and the graveside thing had the opposite effect. For most funerals, as soon as they start filling them in, most of us are out.

I agree.

Yes, totally true. On the other hand, the gas guy was at my home at 2am where I lived ALONE.

Yuck. That kills his real estate deal, doesn't it? I'm guessing he drunk-texted, but that is no excuse.

The whole story is excellent. You are the Jehovah Witness Whisperer. heh.

Ew. Yuck.

**who has—not whose—jeez, embarrassing.

You know that feeling you get when a guy isn't safe or a situation isn't safe? Not that I rely on that full time only, but I didn't get that from him. He just gave off the vibe of moronic fool whose gotten lucky in the past with that question.

You're right. I don't know. You have a point.

Okay, best untold story ever! ha! Really?

Once, I smelled gas coming from the gas heater, and I had to call the gas company at 2am. The gas guy came to the house and was fixing it. Suddenly, he turned around and said, "I don't suppose you'd be interested in a little nighttime fun with the gas man." I raised my eyebrows, took on my meanest expression, and…

Thank you. I so agree.

I believe milestones happen at different ages for different people, although I recognize there are some social events likely to happen in certain time periods. I loved being in my thirties, and I've also like being in my forties. However, invisibility in public really only started to happen at about 42. I can't…

I have so many feelings about this. I wish I knew what they were.

I know! The idea that the super rich in charge would be trying to hang Judd on her "elitism" is hilarious and sad. Have they no shame? Wait. I'll answer that. No. No, they don't.

I don't know whether to beg you to tell me that's not true or to beg you to tell me that it is.

So. Finally feeling the GAZE, are we? Good. It's annoying, isn't it?