You make a good point. I like my business to be my business and dig my heels in sometimes in odd ways, I suppose. I'm not sure it would make any difference is the other reason. It's my experience that, when somebody feels they have a "lesson" to teach you, they'll continue to teach it whether you ask for it or not. My…

People who have not discovered the joy of Off Broadway or Payless or Target or the thrift store, where there are, indeed, cheap, attractive serviceable shoes to be found? I've never bought the fancy shoes, I guess.

Yeah, I spend much less. I might spend more if I had more, of course. I wear the clothing I have until there are holes. Sometimes, I fix those and wear it some more. I don't have tons of money.

You know, you make a good point. If we enjoy the grooming, then it's money well spent.

If she has, I imagine it's tucked its way back out again in a fancy bathroom about twenty minutes later.

True. Or pretty much anything with bacon on it. I'm assuming that includes ice cream.

I love make-up, but I can't wear it everyday because I'm pretty much allergic to everything. I don't really share this piece of information often (although I guess I just did with the Internet). I have a friend that buys me make-up every holiday and looks at me pointedly. It's a little depressing. But, then, she's one…

Well, that's better than I considered then.

For some reason, that suggest authenticity to me. We have a cat fiddling in the corner!!

What are "stink fingers?" Is it as salacious as I imagine? Or just unsanitary?

I had to get rid of a game because it would simply charge when the button was clicked without the password. So, that happened.

I think we're just talking about standards though. We all have those whether we put them on a list or not. As long as it's not "Must be famous movie star!" it's probably fine to have a list.

Current list:

The dresses really didn't look that much alike. I don't get it.

Congress sucks. Seriously. What a bag of dicks they all are. And because of gerrymandering, the House will remain a bag of selfish dicks for many years to come.

I'm sorry. I only came away with some idiot is trying to make this incredibly ugly style come back. Yikes. no. This should go the way of high waisted jeans ... to fashion HELL where it burns forever. Alone.

I can't stop looking at the tiny deermouse, er mousedeer. I squee'd a bunch. Now I want to pet one. And hug it and kiss it and name it George.

Simply Be. Excellent stuff. My aunt loves them, and she is dressed so very nicely.

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That was wonderful.