Old nun has bad habits.

Red Bull has 2 teams in the quarterfinals of Europa League. Oil money buys you Champions League spots. Energy drink money get you Europa.

I just realized I’m starting to get used to the new Juventus crest. Might be time to see a shrink.

If you say so...

From the MISD wikipedia page:

12th man hates 13th amendment.

I can appreciate a journalist who’s dedicated to their beat, but the election has been pretty thoroughly covered.

I think I speak for everyone when I say fuck your friend.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

Judges were unable to score the performance as the monkey pouch made it unclear whether the man was attempting the short or long program.

“I’d figured it was going to miss once it left his hand, and then when it missed, I was certain of it.”

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

Good to hear they’re pressing charges. That kid’s too young for a Brazilian waxing.

Japan Flattened After North Korean Bom Drops

+1 member of the Medici family

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

Maybe they should play a Rajondo tribute on Isaiah night.

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

Is this the place to discuss the ads in Spanish for joining up for the US army?

He intimidates it onto his head.