Can you think of a better way to honor Brett Gardner? 

In his defense, he did tease out the nuance that coaches are always paid more than the players. Not bad for a complete fucking donkey...

Pulisic belongs! Now can we talk about Tammy Abraham...

So what you’re really trying to say is that AB is the best receiver in the league BECAUSE every other receiver has stupidly screwed-up his ‘finely tuned instrument’ by switching his sword-shield-gauntlet-helmet to one of the newer versions. Oui?

Suck it Tyree. 

Oh, maybe this: ‘You shitpumpers don’t care about actual sport, do you? You care if a transgender mid level weirdo gets called out. Fuck you and your site.’

That’s clever. Which shitty outer suburb of Boston do you live in? I’m always intrigued to know where MAGA country begins...

Trekking under the banner of stupidity.

Take another oxy dipshit. 

But he’s a self-serious grumble donkey, not an affable lad like yourself- so isn't it harder on him? 

This is a Varys good joke.

Speaking of the legal wunderkind that is promissory estoppel - when Marcus Morris SEEEENIOR didn’t suck for the first half of 18/19, we fans made plans that banked on the implied contract that he would continue to not suck in the second half. He broke that commitment. Where’s our recourse!?

Lots of EPO. (Extracted Panache Oil) 

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Or maybe sad Naomi Osaka is just a similarly vapid but a little more melancholy version of regular Naomi Osaka. 

Good call. Miami stopped miscalculating on these things after 96. (Source: David Falk via Juwan Howard)

Not to mention that these good folk would probably stab a fool for wearing a half Spurs half Gunners kit at a North London Derby.

Fox only flashed the line graphic for a second - and oddly with almost no comment- but even in that Heath looked onside. Theoretically, her leading foot was off. But her head and body were on. It was a great run. 

Do you live in a cave or are you just a willfully ignorant jerkoff? 

Nah. I’m good Hawt Take. I’m pretty sure you and I agree on nothing.