Trying to hump some girl...

This is my favorite angry response ever. It’s a work of art. 11 out of 10. Seriously. You’re a gem. 

So basically Waylon Jennings died young so that Don Nelson could become old Waylon Jennings. 

Offside position does not equal offside. It’s a rule. In soccer.

Yep. Though thankfully the sport becomes far less dangerous when would be freshman players slot into JV and undersized/developed sophomores move to varsity where they go up against genuine varsity guys. With the diminished rosters, all of the above play a ton of snaps because the roster is thin. Which greatly reduces b…

I call ‘Heatmydick’ as my new gamer tag...

But Mourhino has such a strong track record of fixing his damaged relationships. Don’t worry, this will turn out just fine in the end.

But when Pogba’s given f-f-freeedom, he's glorious!!! 

MLS allows its teams to have synthetic turf pitches. So no, I won’t respect the MLS. 

Indeed. Dribbling stats are dumb. This post is dumber.

Awww snap. You caught me in a syntax snafu. Clever monkey. Then again, you is a CP fan, so not that clever.

You’re perspective: also a little less special. 

I keep forgetting that CP’s teams always lose to the Warriors in the conference finals. smh. 

The cucks and libtards don’t even know what’s happening here. Deep state...

Where do I get that on a tee? Or a soiled merkin...I’d buy it ALL!!! 

Stop. Brandin? You don’t want a cat that may end up playing lacrosse and wearing Vineyard Vines.  Cooks on the other hand is an exceptional kitten name.

For about 15 seconds, starting at :45, this is wildly entertaining and compelling. Otherwise, it’s really like watching the college surge at an IKEA. 

Agreed. It was a barb aimed at the hapless billionaires. I don’t believe for a second that they did any of this intentionally. The joke is that the cum never seems to fall back in their faces no matter how often they fuck up. As evidenced by the Cowboys spot at the top of Forbes most valuable sports franchise list.

I say we eschew the ‘lineup’ convention altogether and simply call it ‘Hemorrhoids’

(And yes, I did need to look up the spelling)

Where else is she going to fuck Nemo? He’s a fish. Can’t fuck on land...