Tiki-Kaka

Yep. That’s precisely what I said. Clever clown.

You stole my complaint. Thankfully Kanté won it back for me.

Good job keeping to the format.

What the rest of the world thinks when they hear Americans with dumb takes like that: a static turd emoji.

How dare you. Foxboro is a shitty suburb, not a forest. Don’t let the redneck cathedral (Bass Pro Shop) next door confuse you.

I believe it was a Frullet

Nobody running a sports team knows how to run a basic background check?! So misleading! Little League, kids soccer, local hoops - they ALL run checks all the time.

Maybe you apologist fanboys should simply ask yourself ‘is it ever ok to digitally penetrate a 4 yr old?’ and save the legal advice for never.

I’d argue that several Cleveland players played D in the first half. As a team, they’ve never played D. It’s a disgrace. And it’s as much LeBron’s fault as anyone’s.

This is an illegal defense of your own stupidity.

Sadly though, Tatum lacks ‘generational talent’ and the ‘intriguing future’ of a 2018 NBA rookie named Simmons. Or so I’ve recently read on one of the blogses...

Serious question: At what point does the world stop blowing the Sixers over their bright future, and start realizing just how frail and flawed they really are?

Embiid can’t stay healthy and seems to suffer from Dwight Howard’s ‘hey look a camera’ fake-affability impulse and needless histrionics, Simmons can’t shoot…

This is a good point. How will they see their Yeti coolers to blow them up in the glaring sunlight? True sadness.

*blush* Thank you for that recognition. I owe it all to Rectum Sr.

You mean very young but not young enough to withstand an ass kicking from the youngest guy on the floor last night.

The Stank Oven is the sous vide of the Dutch Oven family. Wetter. But more tender.

Fuck you. -Al B. Sure

Good point. Terry didn’t have his shit together at all tonight.

You may be the worst nba fan in history. Congratulations.